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23/04/14 @ 02:30am
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POOR CLINT
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hoursago:

has it really been a whole year……..

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@ 10:51am
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ha!
WHAT IF N AVENGERS 2 STEVE JUST PICKS UP MJOLNIR (MYUMYU) AND HANDS IT TO THOR LIKE "NBD HERE BRO." I NEED THIS TO HAPPEN.
kasuchi

skythrown:

daenystargaryen:

broadlybrazen:

oh. my. god. I NEED THIS SO MUCH.

so, avengers & co. are milling about post-skirmish, and everybody’s just gathering their shit together and regrouping

steve casually picks up mjolnir and helpfully hands it over to thor, and spends the next thirty minutes dealing with the complete emotional wreckage caused by this totally innocuous gesture

  • thor & loki: freaking out quietly but powerfully, with the kind of wide-eyed disbelief and unnatural stillness that promises a lot of yelling & booming thunder & green-tinged lightning as soon as they recover their wits
  • tony: prolonged hysterics over comms, just totally infuriated incomprehensible ranting. mjolnir has infuriated tony for ages - it’s a fucking fancy hunk of space rock, how does it fucking know who is worthy! how does it even determine what ‘worthiness’ constitutes! it’s an affront to science and dignity and american manhood, is what it is. and now steve rogers, who gets up tony’s nose more than anybody else he has ever met, just…picks up thor’s judgy magic god hammer like it’s nothing? tony is done. tony has no words. (that’s a lie: tony has ALL THE WORDS, and LOUDLY.)
  • clint: cracking up in the background and egging on tony’s  hysterics; this is the most fun he’s had all month
  • lady sif: her disbelief unnerves steve even more than thor & loki; he’s come to expect a certain level of weirdness and emotional melodrama from those two, but not sif. steve likes sif. she’s a badass warrior goddess, she’s great in a fight and she’s very nice. one time they were training together and she even let him hold her glaive! they’re totally bros. warrior bros. but now she’s just staring and it’s freaking him out.
  • natasha: suspected all along that steve could, but to have it confirmed…she quietly loses it, tucks herself in against steve’s side and giggles helplessly into his shoulder; she’s not surprised,  it’s just…a small part of her is still waiting for steve to undercut her faith in him. but steve, annoying golden bastard that he is, keeps proving her right about him, and she doesn’t know what to do with that. (steve just looks down at her helplessly; he always likes hearing her laugh but this loss of composure unnerves him more than anything else.)
  • sam & bruce: mystified. utterly mystified. hulk just blinks and sam dryly congratulates steve on his amazing hammer-lifting prowess.
  • jane: rushes at steve, almost tripping over herself in her excitement and getting all up in steve’s personal space as she pokes mjolnir and pokes steve, who actually leans back in a futile effort to escape the torrent of incomprehensible science babble
  • darcy: the only person in steve’s vicinity who (a) seems to understand the fuss and (b) doesn’t seem unduly put out by it. steve finds this tentatively reassuring right up until she grins widely, makes at least five filthy jokes about his inner purity, and asks for a fistbump.

sif is the first one to finally pull herself together and explain the whole ‘worthy of mjolnir’ thing; steve doesn’t even know where to look or what to do, he just goes bright red and stammers, while natasha giggles even harder and tony’s voice climbs up another octave

sam, perched on hulk’s shoulder and listening with increasing amusement, starts cracking up and actually tumbles right off while steve stares at him with betrayal writ large across his face, ET TU, SAM?, and sam is now laughing so hard he’s actually gasping for breath

(bucky hears about it last, after the initial furor dies down, and he just grins at steve, bright and knowing and unsurprised. steve hasn’t seen that smile in years; the whole day’s embarrassment, including tony’s continued muttered ranting, is worth it for that alone)

well, he’s picked it up in canon before, so I’d say, at some point, it’ll happen in the films. (Hulk’s also picked it up, so, uh, can we have that? Can we have Bruce being utterly stunned outright that Mjolnir thinks he’s worthy?)

I NEED THIS TOO.

And the rest of the team, afterward, finding excuses to nonchalantly attempt to pick up Mjolnir - where/when no one else will see, of course. Maybe with bonus Faiza Hussain over for a visit, or something. 

1,093 notes
@ 03:11am
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black widow
6,415 notes
21/04/14 @ 06:37pm
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PFFFFT
captain america
the avengers
outtakes
CLARK
the winter soldier
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20/04/14 @ 01:51pm
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the avengers

dimensionsinprobability:

DUM-E tries to make friends with the new robot arm, doesn’t realize there’s a person attached to it

7,449 notes
@ 06:28pm
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aesirthor:

fangirl challenge: female characters [3/10] » maria hill

72,475 notes
17/04/14 @ 08:18pm
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GODDAMN IT
the avengers
the winter soldier spoilers
ifeelbetterer:

febricant:

natreidess:

lbrossoit:

Well he missed a pretty god damn big one didn’t he

u fucked up, Tony
u fucked up big time

you had one job, Tony

oh, Hydra. I thought that was a shorthand version of the Hydraulics Division.

ifeelbetterer:

febricant:

natreidess:

lbrossoit:

Well he missed a pretty god damn big one didn’t he

u fucked up, Tony

u fucked up big time

you had one job, Tony

oh, Hydra. I thought that was a shorthand version of the Hydraulics Division.

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16/04/14 @ 04:00pm
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the avengers
help meeeeeee

pimpunderthemountain:

#shit he’s beautiful #shit shit SHIT SHIT SHIT SHISTHISHTSIHT

52,340 notes
15/04/14 @ 11:11pm
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captain america
yuss yuss
the avengers

markoruffalo:

people who think steve rogers is a boring character probably didn’t watch the same movies

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@ 07:26pm
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"Earth’s Mightiest Heroes" type thing.
5,121 notes
14/04/14 @ 06:52am
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the avengers

How desperate am I? You threaten my world with war. You steal a force you can’t hope to control. You talk about peace and you kill ‘cause it’s fun. You have made me very desperate. You might not be glad that you did.