Emiliana Darling

When quoting those 'Sassy Gay Friend' videos backfires:

• [The two of us are both on shift at the bakery.]
• Mr. Darling: Ooooops, I misspelled 'rosemary' on the muffin board today. Fail!
• Co-worker: *teasing* Failure! Faaaaaaailure!
• Me: *teasing* Oh my god, 'ROSmary?' Haha, look at your life, look at your choices!
• Mr. Darling: *stands in place, crosses arms, narrows eyes and stares at me*
• Me: ... what are you doing?
• Mr. Darling: Looking at my life, looking at my choices.
• Me: aksjdhakjhdkjsahdkjsd that's not what I meant, damn it skdkasjdkjasdh.